Reindeer Games IV: Farewell to 2008 End of Year Blowout - 12th, 13th & 14th December

[ajnin]

REINDEER GAMES IV: FAREWELL TO 2008 END OF YEAR BLOWOUT
12th, 13th & 14th December 2008 at Combat Zone in Oroville, California!

[Brewtt]

STORY UP!

REINDEER GAMES 4 STORYLINE!

Written by:

Charles “Damian” Allen
© Copyright 2008 TAW PAINTBALL - All Rights Reserved.

“This ain’t Winter Wonderland anymore Fatman! I want a Divorce!” – Mrs Clause

For centuries, Santa… a very portly and jolly fellow as well as holiday icon, has faithfully delivered cheer, good wishes and many desired presents to good children across the globe. He has done so only because of the well oiled machine known as Santa’s Workshop in the frozen tundra of the North Pole.

Although he has thousands of pint sized Elves in his employment, nothing holds it all together more than his trusting wife of many, many hundreds of years… Mrs. Clause. Devoutly, she has served the crimson clad, white hair sporting, Good List-Bad List checking jelly roll of a man countless amounts of cookies, milk and other holiday treats… time and time again with no break.

Well, like any good clock that had been wound way too tight, it eventually gives up its ghost and breaks and just like the Good book says… Heaven Hath No fury Like A Woman Scorned and that day is has come!

On Christmas Eve, as Santa was off riding through the night doing what he does best, Mrs Clause stood in the kitchen prepping another batch of her timeless recipe cookies. To pass the time until Santa returned, she flipped on her TV… an out dated relic of the 1950’s which never made any sense to her since lived at the icy factory that could make her one! As she pushed through the channels, passing the Cooking Network, Discovered Channel she came across something that sparked her interest.

There, on the TV, was the moronically popular show Jerry Spranger. There before her eyes she could relate to the woman on stage as she (the woman on the TV) spilled out her frustration in her non-attentive, non appreciating husband!

“That’s right, Sister! You tell him!” Mrs Clause shockingly blurted out with a blush once she realized what she had said. As the woman continued her rant on the TV, Mrs Clause kept firing off comment after comment in a sisterhood of support from her Wonderland kitchen. Oh, this got the Mrs in such a frenzy that some of the Elves began to worry.

Realizing she was getting too worked up, she decided to change the channel. This time, she flipped to a comedy stage act from the early 1980’s by a young comedian called Eddie Murphy. Mrs Clause missed most of the act but she caught the part about getting a divorce and claiming half of everything. Mrs Clause could not help but laugh hysterically… almost like a lunatic. Then she gained her composure but still found herself giggling.

Then, as she sat waiting for the current batch of cookies to finish in the over, she watched the little Gingerbread Men Cookies laying on the cookie sheet, baking, browning then eventually smoldering. After a few extra minutes, the would be yummy character cookies soon became a blackened foretelling of what would soon come.

As the smoke alarms sounded in the Workshop and panic stricken Elves scurries to find the cause and Mrs Clause… they slid to a halt at the doorway of the Kitchen. There, through billowing dark gingered smoke, a figure emerged. The elves stood in horror.

“Alright you little gang-green, pointy-boot wearing, rodents! There is a new Regime in Winterland and THIS is your only chance to chose sides… Chose right and survive, chose wrong and… well, let’s just say the Keebler Elves wont be the ONLY elfish cookies around!”

The Elves looked with disbelief then one stood up and said ”Let’s getter boys!” and they attacked. However, that feeble attack didn’t last long as she was armed with a rolling pin and fists full of baking flour that came in handy at blinding her would be attackers. One by one, the flour bombed Elves flew across the Workshop broken, bruised and defeated. One however managed to escape while the others submitted to the new leader of Wonderland now formally dubbed MRS CLAWS.

The escaped elf drug his broken body to Santa’s “Fat Cave” as the Elves called it and made his way to the High Tech Communication Desk which had the capability to send messages to “The Big Guy” any where in the world. He was able to send a coded text message to not only Santa but to any that would heed the cry for help. The message was this:

“MRS CLAUSE WENT NUTS. STOP TOOK OVER WONDERLAND & WORKSHOP. STOP SHE IS REAAAALLLYYY (CENSORED EXPLATIVE) OFF STOP NEED ASSITANCE TO STOP MRS CLAWS STOP SANTA, YOU’RE SCREWED! STOP – End Message.

As the Elf hit the send button, he heard an annoying giggle behind him and the shadow that loomed over head could have been none other than HER! As he tried to make his way to send another message, it was too late and it was lights out for him. As she drug him away, she was heard giggling again and if one would listen closely you could hear her softly sing, “Roasting Green Elves on an Open Fire”.

“WONDERLAND ONE THIS MISFIT ISLAND – TRANSMISSION RECEIVED. – BE ADVISED…. WE ARE INBOUND TO ASSIST YOU!”

The transmission fell on an empty communication link. However, Santa… outraged turned his compass back to Wonderland in haste. As he and his reindeer sped through the night, the Broken and Forgotten Toys of Misfit Island were also on their way to answer the distress call but to offer support AGAINST the man in red as now was their chance at revenge for being discarded like trash for centuries!

Meanwhile, MRS CLAWS stood looking at the Santa Track Radar as she prepared some Reindeer Sausage.

“Bring it on Fat Man! You and your tasty venison friends will soon be processed, prepped and sautéed!”

Will Santa and His Paindeer allies be able to save Wonderland and put down the Mental-Pause-All Mad Woman? Or will it be a Christmas Feast with the likes of Venison Steak and Jelly Roll Ratatouille. Christmas will bring more than presents... more than Figgy Pudding or Christmas Turkeys. It will bring with it a paintball bash found no where else!

Come join TAW PAINTBALL INTERNATIONAL SCENARIO PRODUCTIONS at COMBAT ZONE PAINTBALL FIELD in Oroville, California on the 12th, 13th & 14th of December 2008 for this mind-blowing, adrenaline-pumping game, REINDEER GAMES IV, a specialized TAW 3-Day Scenario Paintball Event! This is also a CHARITY EVENT.

This is the 4th Season in which TAW has put out a call to all players to help support the great Charity called TOYS FOR TOTS! As there will be discounts for registration and paint for this event, players are encouraged to bring a new toy or gift worth at least $10 to the event. Help TAW bring good will and cheer to all the young boys and girls who are less fortunate than us all by making this a huge turn out in participation.

With the most amount of play found anywhere, intriguing props, unforgettable characters, night play, role-playing, prizes, and much, much more… this event is not one to be missed!

From beginning to advanced players and young and old alike, this game offers a challenge and fun for everyone! Are you into role-playing and want to get wrapped up into the cloak and dagger aspect of the game? Are you a mission oriented operative looking to “get the job done” and lay waste to those that find themselves in your crosshairs? Or, are you an operative that prefers to be on the front lines while leading the charge or providing additional fire support for your fellow operatives? Or maybe, just maybe are you into just goofing off and having the most amount of fun possible, no matter what?

Then here is the challenge that will put your skills and imagination to the test!

Special roles will be in effect for this event… so if you think you have what it takes… step up and sound off!

This game is limited to the first 300 players and the first 100 Pre-Registered players get a free embroidered game patch as well as all pre-registered players will be entered into our huge prize drawing!

Prize drawing includes Free Markers, Free Tactical Equipment, Free Paint, Season Passes, Paintball Gear, and much, much more! Pre-register and be entered into the drawing for your change to win some cool stuff!

THIS IS THE MOST AMOUNT OF INTENSE, MULTI-DAY PAINTBALL PLAYTIME YOU WILL FIND ANYWHERE!

Don’t miss out! Get on the List… TODAY!!

TAW…. LIVE THE GAME!

[Brewtt]

We are supporting Mrs. Clause (Shelly) this time... correct?

[ajnin]

Correct

[Galen]

I'm not seeing much info online about registering or signing up for this event, what's the scoop? The TAW site doesn't have a poster & the link to contact them is dead... Hmmm.

[Soren]

http://tawscenarios.com/forum/index.php?topic=98.0

REGISTRATIONS WILL OFFICIALLY OPEN FOR REINDEER GAMES 4 ON 18 NOVEMBER 2008

[Galen]

Cool, I'll check that out tonight! Thanks.

[Galen]

Dur. I didn't read the date closely enough before...
I'm signed up now though! This is going to be sweet!

[Brewtt]

Rain in 7 day forecast for Sat and Sun. :(

[BigBird]

Doesn't look like it will be like the rain at the davis game a month back though...for now:(

[BigBird]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a250/motorhead6t5/orovilleweather.jpg

[BigBird]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a250/motorhead6t5/weather.jpg :(

[Kain556]

Well As I can not be there I hope you all kick.. well you know.
Also If I can pull some money togather I will try to stop by and say hi and Hang abit.

Kain

[Brewtt]

Looks like rain.

Since no one on the team posts on the forum anymore (dack, Snott, Puppet, Cowboy, Soren, Roman) I don't know what anyone is doing. I assume they are taking care of themselves.

Looks like I'll be heading down on Sat morning. I'll be staying in a hotel room probably.

See you all there (if anyone shows up). :rolleyes:

Make communications if there are issues/questions/informations/etc.

[Soren]

Can I catch a ride down with you sir? I would also split the room with ya mang.

[Soren]

Roll call for who is going? I assume ajnin and Brewtt, and I am going. Who else??

[ajnin]

course me...

[Brewtt]

At least a couple vehicles will have to go. Snott will need a seat too. Hopefully dack will chime in. Need the canopy he has!!

[Galen]

I'll be there. I've got some other obligations, so I'll be headed down and back for each day. I may have to bail a bit early Saturday to get back in time for a Christmas party.

[Soren]

okay, I can just drive if needed.

[Brewtt]

I'll be ajnin's early morn. My truck leaves no later than 7:30 am. I don't have a room yet... figure that out tomorrow.

Did dack drop off the canopy?

[ajnin]

dack dropped canopy and tarps... woot tarps!

[ajnin]

call snott.. his number is in my phone and its deadzor,.

[Soren]

Saturday: A 30 percent chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 45. Northwest wind between 7 and 14 mph.

Saturday Night: A chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 36. Southwest wind 5 to 7 mph becoming east southeast. Chance of precipitation is 40%.

Sunday: Showers likely and possibly a thunderstorm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 42. Southeast wind between 6 and 16 mph, with gusts as high as 20 mph. Chance of precipitation is 60%.

[ajnin]

Awesome weather, and a great game. We had a blast!.

[Brewtt]

Yep... perfect weather on Sat and the rain didn't start until around noon on Sunday.

Great playing. We rock.

Oh yeah... dack's the noob.

[BigBird]

Woooo Ajnin got the mvp!!!!